The Crepehanger Philosophy can be summed up as “better living through lower expectations”. Now that might sound cynical or pessimistic, but I like to think it has a tinge of hopefulness. By expecting the absolute worst case scenario — a scenario so bleak to be virtually impossible — disappointment becomes a thing of the past. This means crepehangers really know the very worst case scenario will never happen and that makes crepehangers, in a very backwards thinking way, an optimist.